I read an article today about race and “white evangelicals need(ing) to repent” for racism, and I got all hot under the collar and ready to fight and ready to write another long tirade about being tired of trying to be moderate just to be told I’m evil by everyone and tired of the co-opting of that word “evangelical” to mean “Crazy, Mean, Hateful Conservative” and tired of articles that proclaim the end of divisiveness actually creating more and tired of fighting and hating each other and tired of not being able to disagree with someone’s methods because somehow disagreeing with their methods, and not their message, is racist and then I decided I’m tired of all of it and I wasn’t participating this time.
But I needed to write because when I’m mad, that’s about the only thing that will calm me down that is even remotely productive. So I decided today was my day to do a post I’ve been thinking about for a long time:
Robby’s Rules of the Internet
I’ve thought about this post for a while – usually any time I see something stupid on the internet, or people following something blindly, or a general lack of skepticism for things that you agree with – and today is the day I finally flesh it out.
Am I qualified to write this post? Absolutely. I’ve been internet savvy for longer than most, thought about the implications of social media for a while, actually researched how social media has affected our social interactions, and spent more time thinking about this than most because I could.
(If anyone wants to challenge my qualifications to write this article, I welcome that; but you must also point out why I’m wrong and present a reason why you – or someone else – is more qualified.)
Okay, now that I’ve provided my pedestal of judgement to stand upon, let us begin.
Rule 1: RUN EVERYTHING YOU POST ON SOCIAL MEDIA THROUGH GOOGLE
This particular rule bit me in the butt a couple of years ago, which is why it’s number one. If you are going to post something, MAKE SURE IT’S TRUE AND ATTRIBUTED CORRECTLY (which is how I got bit)! If someone says that MLK Jr. said something, make sure it’s all his and not partially an American school teacher working in Japan. If you post an infographic or a political meme, make sure the facts are true (and not a horribly politicized interpretation of those facts). If you post something scientific, make sure you aren’t just posting horrible clickbait.
Run everything through Google. Just do it.
Rule 2: Anything That Attempts to Negate the Equality of the Internet is Evil
Period. The internet is amazing because it is a great equalizer. All information is equal, all people are equal, all data is equal.
This is a Free Speech Issue (just ask China), this is a Free Commerce Issue, this is a Human Rights Issue (just ask Saudi Arabia), this is a Freedom of Information Issue (ask any country that has filtered internet).
The reason that this is so important is that no one person, no one government, no corporation, no one gets to decide what is important, was is unimportant, and what is dangerous. The internet allows all voices to shout, allows people to investigate and report on their governments and powers and corporations, and be heard despite the best efforts of those in power.
Anyone who wants to censor the internet or create a hierarchy of data has their best interest at heart at the detriment of the best interest of anyone else.
Rule 3: Don’t Feed the Trolls
Do you know what Internet Trolls feed upon? People getting pissed off. They feed on creating artificial controversy and getting people riled up against them and judging them.
Do you know that starves a troll? Getting no response at all. No getting angry, no getting angry at those who got angry, no even saying they are stupid publicly. Give them nothing, and they starve.
This one came out of the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen – the stupid Starbucks cup thing that meant nothing. A Christian internet troll got all indigent because Starbucks didn’t put…Santa Claus, a fun character that has become a consumer method of child control, and Christmas Trees, which are not at all Christian but an intentionally co-opted pagan tradition to convert pagans at the time. I like both, I rather enjoy Christmas trees and figure parents can decide on Santa, but to say that it’s a war on Christmas from a Christian standpoint and using things like that might be the best trolling thing ever…
Rule 4: People Don’t Know You’re an Idiot on the Internet
…noting, importantly, that someone can be a troll even if they truly believe what they are saying.
The internet does not have the journalistic integrity checks that traditional media has. In some ways this is absolutely the point – the internet is the great equalizer and every voice has the same power – but it pushes that responsibility to check the integrity of the author and the work to the reader. Which is fine because we are at least running everything though Google, and should be doing more research if its important and the conclusions aren’t readily clear.
Unless you don’t do that, which most people don’t. You can still find regularly updated “9-11 Truth” websites and people buying those conspiracies. You can find out any fact about racial tensions in the country – any fact you want, just think it up and someone has said it somewhere about it.
In real life, we know the people who are idiots. They are the ones who bait you into debates and then shut down and tell you are wrong when you approach their position with skepticism. They are the ones that say things that are clearly untrue like they are gospel. They do things that let you know they are stupid and their thoughts met with great caution.
(Mind you, we all qualify as this at times. I got into an hour-long fight about the odds of winning the lottery that I was wrong about because simple math evaded me.)
The internet washes away our idiocy away and presents an image that we know what we are talking about. Again, an equalizer – no one knows that the only descriptions I have of Scotch are “Hairspray” and “Piss” despite actually being able to describe bourbon and beer with some level of skill – but as susceptible to abuse, both intentional and accidental.
If you assume everything you read is written by an idiot unless otherwise proven, and you approach internet journalism with healthy skepticism, you will be much better off.
Rule 4a: …But Smart People Assume You Are
So address the smart people. Resolve their skepticism if you can, address it if you can’t but still feel you are correct, and change when you are wrong. And continue to be that questioning smart person; it makes you smarter and a better person.
Rule 5: Privacy is Not a Political Issue
Stop making it one. If this was my major issue, I would protest outside of every event of every candidate because not a one of them has my interest – or your interest – at heart. Their own power and control of the populace, absolutely, but not my actual interest.
And the multitude of times my privacy has been violated by the government has done nothing to protect me. Stop telling me intercepting my private texts between my wife and me is making me safe because it isn’t. If you are going to do something that can – and should – be interpreted as malicious for my benefit, you better be proving your benevolence and allowing people to decide.
I am not doing anything wrong, I have no plans to do anything wrong, I should be able to live my life as privately as I desire in terms of the government. You don’t need to know what items are on our grocery list, what we are fighting about, or when we make up.
So now that we see that privacy is absolute, you can see that privacy is a “Government vs. the People” issue, not a “Democrats vs. Republicans” issue because both sides contain people who are complicit and who are malicious on this issue, and not really any who are benign or benevolent
These are the major rules. There are others, but these cover 90% of your interactions on the internet. Just don’t be a pirate if you don’t know that you are doing, don’t install free software you don’t know the source of, and keep your stuff up-to-date and that could cover 98% of the rest.
But maybe I’ll so some more rules when I’m angry again and just need to write.